This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub
listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you
Anonymous asked: lol because imagine it you would start to inflate like a freakin balloon until u were just completely round! lol it would be adorable! would u be squishy??
I’d be like a big ol’ marshmellow
Anonymous asked: Elspeth, I think I love youuuuu LMAO no offense but I would LOVE to see you swell up into a big fat blueberry or balloon!! ;p
I’d be a smokin’ blueberry though, ngl