Read a tumblr post that was about me (with a ridiculously cute drawing) and wanted to kick myself in the face.

I guess that makes you the person that let me get away.

I think I’m a lot more trustworthy then most of the people I know, with certain things. I’ve been told that people can’t trust my predictability though. I’m not really sure what this question entails, to be honest.

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

mach712:

cassattack:

lacigreen:

nerdydyke:

cjshark:

instagrampa:

I’m really excited

Oh god, I can’t stop laughing.

lmaooooo

Me!

“A Million Gallons Of Fun”

You’re going to need to put down a lot of towels.

abaldwin360:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

The Credible Hulk

HULK SMASH MISINFORMATION!!!

I have a maid outfit and nobody to wear it for. I’m going to clean my room in it and wink saucily at my housemate whenever she walks past.

A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

I won’t let make-up determine how pretty I feel anymore.

ratherdielaughing:

“Hey, I just met you,

and this is cr-“